In Which I Discuss the Feedback Process on Making New Fragrances

Me: [Facebook messaging my little brother who is not so little. He's 8 inches taller than me and an adult] Yo, I'm trying to expand to men's colognes. Will you be my tester?? Brother: I guess.

Me: More enthusiasm please.

Brother: Ok, I'll try them out on girls!!

Me: EARMUFFS!!

One week later...

Brother: Hey, I like #27 and #33. But #32 smells like a taxi cab air freshener.

Me: ... Ok thanks!!